Calm The Chaos Bath Soak

Calm the Chaos — Luxury Bath Soak

For the mums who love their kids deeply… but also fantasise about five minutes of silence and a locked bathroom door.

Calm the Chaos is a luxe, deeply calming bath soak created for the days when motherhood feels loud, relentless, and just a little unhinged. When the toys are everywhere, the snacks are endless, and you’ve said “Mum” approximately 4,000 times before noon. This is your moment to step away and breathe again.

Crafted with a 100% pure, natural essential oil blend of lavender, peppermint, marjoram, melissa, and chamomile, this soak is designed to calm frazzled nerves, relax tired muscles, and gently bring your nervous system back to neutral. The scent is soft, herbaceous, and comforting—luxury spa energy with just enough freshness to feel like you’ve got your life together (even if you absolutely do not).

As the warm water surrounds you, the chaos fades. Your shoulders drop. Your thoughts slow. For a brief, glorious moment, you are not referee, snack distributor, or emotional support human. You are simply a woman in a bath, reclaiming her sanity.

This isn’t about self-care perfection.
It’s about survival—with a touch of indulgence.

Essential Oil Blend

• Lavender — calming and grounding
• Peppermint — refreshing and clearing
• Marjoram — deeply soothing
• Melissa — comforting and balancing
• Chamomile — gentle, calming, and nurturing

All oils used are 100% pure and natural.

250g Bags

How to Use

Sprinkle a generous amount into a warm bath, step in, and let the day melt away. Best enjoyed alone. Ideally with the door locked. Optional glass of something chilled encouraged.

Important Safety Information

⚠️ Not suitable for pregnant or breastfeeding mums.
Although this bath soak contains only a very small amount of essential oils, we recommend avoiding use during pregnancy or breastfeeding as a precaution.

We truly apologies—but this one is for the mums in the thick of it. The mums with beautifully wild, loud, out-of-control kids who desperately need uninterrupted time to themselves.

If you’re unsure, please consult your healthcare professional before use.